 How do you know there's a reindeer in your refrigerator?
By the hoofprints in the butter!
Why does Santa Claus have three gardens?
So he can Ho-Ho-Ho.
What's red and white and red and white and red and white?
Santa Claus rolling down a hill.
What did the sheep say to the shepherd?
Seasons Bleetings!
What do you call a cow in Alaska?
An Eski-moo.
What do you call a polar bear wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost.
Who is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey - he's always stuffed.
Whats the best thing to put in a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
Whats happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus
What did one Angel say to the other?
Halo there.
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
Merry Christmas to ewe.
What did they sing at the Eskimo Christmas party?
Freeze a jolly fellow.
What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a detective?
Santa Clues.
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
They both have "Sandy claws".
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
Pineapple.
What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?
This one will sleigh you.
How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
Don't feed it.
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach?
He didn't want to be recognised.
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
Frost bite.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
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